I have to say it is taking me some time to get myself back together after the weekend….

We had crazy Birthday celebrations going on here in LA. When the night starts out with a shot of Jager…goes to vodka…then to white wine…back to vodka…

well, lets just say…I spent sunday n the couch…not wanting to move, or breath for that matter.

We only had one little oops……someone ran through the screen door on the way in the house after jumping out of the hot tub…lol…and no..it wasn’t me, it was one of my well know bondage babes…lol..come on….I think we have all done it at least once in our lives….right?  I know I have, in my case it was a sliding glass door…lol… in Cabo San Lucas…while shooting for kink.com….with about 14 people watching me do it. Yes, this was one of my most embarrassing moments.

Speaking of embarrassing moments ….

I ran to the grocery store to pick up some things for the shoot today and you wouldn’t believe what happened…

I was just minding my own business turning at the end of the isle…when I almost ran into some guy who was talking on his phone and not speaking a bit of english…I just nicely said “oops…sorry :)” , and went on my way..

Half way up the next isle the man is right next to me…begging to know my name..feeling my calve muscles…kissing my hands and saying that god carved me himself to make the perfect woman.

Now, I know some might think that because I am a model and in front of cameras all the time I might enjoy this……..not at all….I turned 5 shades of red!!  I kept saying..”oh my god…please I have to finish my shopping…you are making me turn blush.”…… he went on and on…..   I can tell you are a great woman(in his Italian accent)….I just have to stay with you for a few more minutes… he continued to show m all of his acting cards from different countries(like our SAG cards)…and how I can help him learn more english while he is here….

He stayed with me even till the register ……walked me to my car….

It gets better……

we put my things in the car and he says…how heavy are you? I just gave him this strange look and said “134 why?”

He picked me up in his arms, like a fairy tale……and was spinning with me!!!!

I swear I thought maybe I was on some kind of candid camera shows……but it wasn’t.

As flattered as I was….I couldn’t wait to get the hell out of there.

Can you imagine what the spectators in the parking lot were thinking!!????  OMG!!!! LOL!!!!!

Seriously, he was a really nice guy………someone forgot to mention to him that he was not in Europe, and american women are not at all used to this kind of treatment…..ok,close…lol…but not that extreme.

Only in LA…..ONLY…in LA…lol

Shooting wise this week:

I shot with Tori Sinclair yesterday..cat fights and then boxing. We were all bloody by the end of the shoot…and I am not sure if I want to attach a picture to tis blog for you or not…depends…how many people want to see it?? If I get any “I do” emails….I will put it up.

Today, instead of shooting exclusive content for my site with Jim Weathers (poor jim had some dental work done yesterday :(..)….I shot a hot downloadable wrestling/ cat fight with Cali Logan….mmmmm…have you seen this chic?? effing gorgeous !!  I am pretty sure that I will not only have the pictures, but also the video on www.christinabound.com  ….

My favorite expression this week:

“TItty”…….as in …”My shoot with Cali was effing titty”……..you know, cool….awesome…bitchin

My favorite jokes this week:

#1

One pussy lip says to the other……

Why can’t we be tight like we used to be?

The other one says,

because you always let some dick cum between us!

#2

Married man comes home with 6 kittens,

wife says…what are those for?

He says…they’re the pallbearers

for the dead one in your panties.

Got to go cause more havoc ..:)

love you!!!

Christina