Happy after Valentine’s day.. ;)

February 16, 2010 on 12:09 am | In Christina's Journal |

Hello!!!

I do hope that everyone had a great weekend…and a very happy valentines.

I know I joke around a lot about some “lovey” holidays, so you know, I do enjoy them too…and I am very spoiled as you might imagine…. I just have a crazy sense of humor :)…that’s all… I am a happy girl..don’t you worry.

And yes…SiZE does matter…lol..(for the guy that commented on it)…it has to at least be AVERAGE.. I mean come on… I do think that all men know this, they just like to lie to themselves…..just like women with small breasts….they really wish they were bigger, no matter what they say…. they lie about their size to…….

If a women is a A…she says she is a B…

If she is a B…she says she is a C…..

Most  women will say they are happy with their breast size…but will jump at the chance for a boob job…lol…I  should know……..why?

Because I did it…and so did so many of my girlfriends.

Back to the Penis… I think if any man had the chance…he would get a dick job…lol…except those who are already HUGE…lol…

What size do I like?

A little above average…not huge.  Because I have a small pussy :)… I love a man that can” hit bottom” :)….mmmmmmm….

#1 reason I break off relationships:

It always happens that a year into the relationship my “boyfriend” says…”I want you to stop modeling…leave the business.”

My reply is always the same: You knew what I did when we started dating…and you didn’t mind..

THE REPLY: “Well I didn’t love you then”

WTF??!!!…..LOL…..

You understand now….right???

MY reply:  NEXT!!!!!     LMFAO!!!!!

Now that I got that out of my system…….lets move on ; )

Had a great weekend of shooting for the site… once again Michael King made me look like a million dollars…. and tormented the shit out of me :).

You may have to wait a few weeks for these updates though…because I am pretty sure the next update is a suspension I did the last trip I was in New York…that one is great too….and ouch… a little painful… but well worth it of course.

As per request, I did shoot in the teeny tiny bikini and did a mummification with breast torture(nude of course)…. I hope you LOVE it…because my breasts are killing me…wwwaaaa…

So, once again..the topic came up…

Who is more important? The Photographer….or The Model?  And why?

I will give you my opinion on the next blog….

Things I found out the hard way (this weekend)…

1) Never open your eyelash glue with your teeth…lol…

yes i did… I got a mouth full of glue…YUCK!!!!

2) Never try to lift your legs and balance on your ass when you are tightly tied and cannot use your arms to break the fall….

yep…. I fell over and slammed my head against the brick wall…I was so close  when I did it, that my ear was all the way to my shoulder..meaning I really have a true pain in the neck..lol… I am lucky I didn’t break it!!!

and #3) Never shake the milk carton after you open it…lmfao…oops..that was a hell of a mess.

Goodnight lovers!!

I love you..kisses

love,

Christina