keeps getting better…..

March 25, 2010 on 9:30 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 Comment

Hello Lovers!!!

I just returned home from Florida, it was cold…… but only outside..lol..because where ever and what ever I got into..was freaking HOT!

First, I was hypnotized by hypnolust, that was an adventure..let me tell you… four hours of cumming through hypnosis..leads to exhaustion :)…but it was so much fun (not complaining at all…lol..no, not me).

Then I shot for the bondage channel..not only was I tortured with feathers, but I returned the favor to Kobe Lee.

Did I ever  torture the shit out of her…lmfao…you think my friends would know something is up when I say I want to be tortured first ; )…

Yes, it is only to be sure I do worse to them..and they can’t get me back for it…hahahahaha!!!! Sometime I wonder about myself….I am soooooo the angel…and at the drop of a dime (or nipple clamp).. I turn into the devil ; ).. a naughty… horny…. devil….     delicious…yes?

….speaking of horny…that’s the night my sexcapade started…WTF???!!! Why didn’t anybody tell me in my 20’s that sex would be this mind blowing  in my 30’s?? Ok, maybe someone had mentioned it (mom..lol)….and I just didn’t think it could be possible.

At this point, I’m thinking I should have just skipped it in my 20’s..it just seems like wasted time…lol…no, I can’t really say that… I guess I wouldn’t know just how good I have it if I didn’t get some then.

I swear if there would have been a camera…we could have illustrated a karma sutra book..lol…

Should of had the video camera on….I’m sure you would have enjoyed seeing me have a tens unit on my clit and my ass…it was hot!

…….yet a tad bit shocking when I tried to pull a pad off when the unit was still on….lmfao…NEVER EVER do that..lol..you will be zapped….not in a good way..lol… :)…

Another heads up…

Don’t try to have sex while doing this…if another person makes contact with them…they get shocked..lol..

Getting back to the work week….:)….(focus Christina..lol..)

I wrestled with Diana Knight for Dr. Chin..which was fun, and full of laughs….had a hard time keeping a straight face :)…I’ve just been a little giggle bot these days..lol

Saturday I drove to Melbourne and shot a couple pantyhose sets and then played a cop in a little video for MSP bound…. two sweet girls to molest..Kobe and Natalie (a new young hot piece of yummy 21..lol)..Hot stuff ; )….metal and cages..love it!!

Made my way back to Tampa on Sunday…..

…. with the help of a silver bullet vibe..lol….oh…yes.. I ..did..!!!! Too bad it was raining so bad, could have been entertainment for truckers..lol

So yes, my week rocked!!!!!

Before I forget…

I wanted to mention that… yes…you are getting older content that  hadn’t been released yet in updates ..Just sayin’…if I look a tad thick (and I know some of you like that anyway)..it’s because it was well over a year ago that I shot it..lol… I am still thin :)… and I am staying that way!!!  LOL..

OK….since it is 13 days before my birthday…I am going to start celebrating today….lol..I think everyone should do that..why should it be one day? Screw that….I’m starting now :)

I love you!!!!!!

Love,

Christina

PS… Don’t forget.. the day before my birthday..April 4th is live chat day..1 pm and 6 pm Eastern Standard time :)…see you there…and bring your sense of humor please… lol

YEA!! People like me..lol

March 16, 2010 on 1:17 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 Comment

Whats up!!??

I had to share this blog with you…

I love seeing my name mentioned in other blogs….awww…it’s so sweet!!

Why I could never make it in porn

First off, let me make one thing perfectly clear. I love porn. Love it. Love love love it. Adore it. There is nothing more beautiful in the world than watching a gorgeous woman having sex, whether it is with a man, a woman, 2 men, 2 women, 2 women and a man, 2 men and 2 woman, or 6 guys and a midget. I love it all. I am a big fan of BSMD kinky stuff, as well as romantic loving porn, or just some good old fucking. Porn is fantastic. Yea porn!

My woman and I watch porn together. She is into women too, and we compare which women we would want to do. If you think porn is hot when you watch it alone, try watching it with a real life woman. I know thousands of guys either don’t have a real life woman or have to hide their porn from their real life woman, but I highly recommend finding a real life woman that will watch porn with you. It seriously beats jerking your meat alone in the dark. Trust me.

Like any other guy who watches porn, I fantasize about having sex with the beautiful ladies on the screen. Porn lets you see what the prettiest women on the planet look like nekkid, and I take full advantage of that. When it comes to fantasies, I have had some real humdingers.

But there is not a single moment that I ever believe that I could be having actual sex with any of these beautiful porn actress  women. No matter how great my fantasy might be, it will remain a fantasy. To summarize, here is why I could never make it as a porn actor.

REASON #1: To quote a line from The Water Boy, “I am not a handsome man!”. Unfortunately, I was not blessed with a face that anyone wants to look at, and my naked body would scare most porn actresses into celibacy. Notice that all of the porn guys are good looking dudes? I’ve never seen a porn movie with a real life Best Buy computer salesman porking some young hottie. (I don’t work at Best Buy, by the way).

REASON #2: The second reason is my pecker. You can tell how big a guy’s Johnson is by how he refers to it. If he called it his “penis”, you better break out the magnifying glass. “Dick” is regular sized – not impressive, but at least it is not a “penis”. If a guy calls his member a “cock”, then he is packing some meat. These are the guys who are hung like a horse.  I’ve always wanted a “cock”, but I was stuck with the lower end of the “dick” scale. My little buddy is a full 6 inches, sometimes 6 ¼ when watching a Christina Carter video. But I am woefully short of having a “cock”.

And no guy in porn has a 6 inch dick. Have you seen these guys lately? Most guys in porn don’t have “cocks”, they have Hillshire Farms Summer Sausages! Those frigging cocks are HUGE! Jesus Christ! I’ve never had a vagina, but I can imagine taking a Volkswagon up mine if I did. When these guys get hard, I don’t understand why they don’t pass out. There can’t be any blood left in their veins.

Me and my little buddy could never make it in the porn world. And they don’t make push up bras for little dicks to look better.

REASON #3: Let’s just call it “staying power”. It blows me away that porn scenes last anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes of fucking and sucking. In my world, anything past 4 minutes of uninterrupted touching of my dick qualifies as a marathon. How the hell do these guys last that long? In the same amount of time that the average male porn star has sex, I can have sex, pay the bills, mow the front lawn, and make it back for the cum shot. Holy cow! If I could last that long in the sack, my little dick might be so much of an issue.

I could never make 1 long porn movie – I’d have to make lots and lots of short porn movies instead.

REASON 4: The 4th reason I could not make it in porn is the grooming required to be a porn star. Don’t get me wrong, I shower as much as the next guy, and I pride myself on lack of body odor. But it you watch a lot of porn, you realize that the guys don’t have any pubic hair. Their crotch is as bare Bruce Willis’s head. Not a single pube to be found anywhere.

Which brings me to my point – there is no way in hell that I am shaving my testies. Never. Nada. No way. Not gonna do it. Listen, I have a beard because I hate to shave my face, and my face is WAY less sensitive than my ball sack. The thought of taking a cold razor to my twigs and berries gives me the shivers. If I were to cut myself down there, I would panic and call 911, and then some ugly paramedic named Reg would come and tape up my balls. And as exciting as that might be for Reg, it just ain’t happening.

So to summarize, I could never make it in the world of porn. And my limitations make me admire those who are in the industry even more. It takes a huge amount of courage, strength, patience, and self assuredness to fuck on camera so people like me can fantasize about joining in. But let’s keep the fantasies in Fantasyland, and real sex in the real world. Well, at least until some mad scientist invents “Grow Ray” that will transform my dick into a summer sausage.

Posted by Billy Bounderat 5:21 PM1 comments

Thanks BILLY!!! LOL>> I loved it.

Would love to write a blog myself…but it’s late and Kobe Lee is wait in bed for me ; )…I mean really…write, or bed with Kobe?  Exactly.

I love you guys!!!!!

hope you are having a great week

Let’s Talk…

March 13, 2010 on 2:58 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 Comment

Hey Lovers…..

Lets talk “Chat”….

I want to keep our chats on sundays, that seems to be a good day for everyone… twice, the first one being at 1pm and the second at 6pm…that’s east-coast time.

Since I am traveling and  want give you enough notice…my next one will be Sunday, April 4th. Yes, I know that is Easter…but I’m hoping you can fit me in…lol…I’ll be the white chocolate bunny in your basket ; )

Besides, It’s the day before my birthday, and it would be so nice to chat with everyone. You can give me cyber spankings and we can eat birthday cake together…lol..

Speaking of……..HHHMMMM…what am I going to go for my birthday???

What kind of trouble can I get into?? That is, without getting arrested..

I was going to spend it in California…..bring it in with my fetish family :)…but that always leaves me with a two day hangover :(….I only want a one day hangover…nah, half day…lol..

My Ohio friends are even worse… I know, you think it would be the other way around..lol..but that’s all that Ohioans really  do…actually…they Drink, Fuck , and Fight…yep…that pretty much covers it.

Still worse are my Florida Friends…If I go out when I am there we normally don’t walk out of a club till well after 8AM…damn them for having no windows or clocks in there clubs!! That kind of night really messes you up (haven’t done that in at least 4 years).. I’m telling you…It’s a traumatic experience…lol…walking into a club when Its dark and then having to drive home with sunglasses on….OUCH.. :)

Fuck it… I’m up for anything!!! Bring it on bitches!!!

Oh yeah, speaking of bitches……

I went out with my girl Katy the other night, and what I thought was going to be a nice calm …drama free night…ended up being a watch your back kind of night. Evidently Katy’s’ friend that we stopped by to say hi to has a 25 year old psychotic ex-girlfriend.

Who just happened to be drunk off her ass (always fun)…sooo.she decided she was going to kick our asses…hehehe..

UUMMMM…not sure if it occurred to her that there was two of us and one of her…and we weren’t drunk, ok at least I wasn’t…Katy made her way around that corner fast :)…

As this chic starts screaming “we got some hoes in her tonight”

Katy is yelling/singing…”oh yeah!! we’re here..whatcha going to do about it”…lol..leave it to her to pour the fuel…

Chic started getting even more pissed off…

…that’s when I started to get a little worried..she was even telling us that she was going to wait and follow us out to the parking lot.

But… she kept doing shot after shot..and before I knew it…was walking towards me…I was ready for a drunk bitch fight… instead, this silly started leaning to the left..did the drunk two step…and fell on her ass..lol….I couldn’t help but laugh at her..funny though, I was asking her if she was all right as I was laughing..lol.. I’m too nice :)

Needless to say, she only fought herself that night…and most likely spent the next day with her head in the toilet….lmfao!!

I have to get to get to bed…I hoping for a wet dream…wish me luck.

I love you!!!!

Christina

Photog -vs-model….

March 10, 2010 on 3:15 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 Comment

Hello my tasty lovers!!

I know I have been making you wait fo this, not because I wanted to…but because I am working my little booty off for you…

So… my view on the Photog-vs-model… almost like..which one came first..the chicken or the egg??

Who needs who more??

Seeing that I am in front of the camera, I am sure you are waiting for me to say the the photographer needs the model….NO WAY.

I have seen many photographers make women that may rate a 2 in your book…look like a 20…lol..I have also had photogs that had no idea what they were doing  bring out every flaw I have…lol..

Yes, I have flaws..lmfao…. don’t tell anyone..lol..

So what I am saying is.. If it wasn’t for the photographers……yeah..thats right…they’re the ones that MAKE the models…..make us beautiful godesses…lol..ok..I admit it..lol..not that I don’t think I am beautiful…they just bring out the best in me…

Although…we do work our butts off ….I am sure they rather have a 10 instead of a 2 in front of there camera……so with that…

Dear photographers…

Please, treat your girls right…don’t take us for granted….

Girls like me…don’t take you for granted :)..   and I NEED YOU :)

This weekend… had a great time shooting with Ivan Boulder, Elane Hershy, Serene Isley..sweet david….and his hot chic :)…..

You’ll see lots of vids coming up that I did excusively for you :)……

My fav comments and jokes from the weekend:

What is the difference between a slut and a bitch?

A slut is fucking everyone….

a bitch is fucking everyone but YOU!!!!    LMFAO

and…..

“The only fight I ever lost was a fair fight”   ….lol….

I have so much more to say…but… I have to get some sleep…..I will leave you with this….

A post from Facebook:

Christina Carter (Christina Carter)

Now here is a cause I could really get into!!! Stolen from @Darnell Mayfield : Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except a punch in the face, but we **CAN** raise awareness

Goodnight!!!!!

love,

Christina

Ps… if I owe you an email back or password…hold on…lol… I’m coming..lol…

still seaching for an assistant :)

Holy California!!!

March 1, 2010 on 1:31 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 Comment

OH MY!!!

I am exhausted.

I love California, but it is hard being “ON” all the time :)…

I get up, get pretty, shoot…run home, get pretty again…and entertain or party with friends (which can be exhausting too.. ; o..only because we have a little too much fun).

Lets see.. I started off the week shooting for Diana Knight,I am playing an FBI agent, on www.sanguin-X.com…if you like vampires, or just seeing me get bitten and stripped of my clothing…you will want to visit that site very soon…can’t wait to do more of that :)….

Next was a day full of Jewell Marceau rubbing her feet in my crotch…making me cum over and over…It was so hot I had to run in my room after she left and get myself off again….I can’t help it… I am such a perv ; )..but …you already know this…

Then, two O-Girl fantasy filled days with Jim weathers…

first one… more filming for the  new O-Girl Movie..Loads of fun, but not as much fun as I had the next day…

Jim and I shot a feisty Hot and Naughty O-Girl (not for the movie..for www.bondagecafe.com)… a scene that is more “lifestyle” than ever…I came harder then I had ever came on film before…..Yes, REALLY….and we all know how much I cum on film…lol… So glad that it was late and everyone else that rents space near the studio was gone for the day… someone would have been calling the cops if they  heard me. YES…it was that loud and that good. Although I did call Jim a mother fucker a few times..lol..oops…he spanks hard :).

Friday.. I wrestled three matches for DT wrestling. The third being with Cheyenne jewel, who could rip me to pieces If she really wanted to. I had to ask her to tone it down a bit for me ….I put up a good fight, and I am very strong…but this chic, as much as I love her, could freaking kill me…she rocks!!! I even invited her out to dinner with us that night…there were supposed to be 15 of us…but Dia Zerva didn’t come in to LA that night like planned and Anastasia and Lorenzo couldn’t make it either. SO…sadly it was our small group of …hhmmmm..12 or 13…lol…yeah…we travel in large groups. We had an amazing Italian dinner and I ended the night drunk off my ass in the jacuzzi doing things I never dreamed I would do……to Diana.

For some reason I kept apologizing to her as I molested her…aaawwww…what a nice girl I am…lol… telling her that I am so sorry that I can’t keep my hands off her…LMFAO!!!

Luckily I wasn’t that hungover…and made it to my shoot yesterday :)… For paragon…me and JJ Plush….. knocked her out, felt her up, and sucked on her breasts all day…Damn, I love my job.

So here we are… It is Sunday, my last day in LA……

I shot for JM Rolen….this time I was paid to molest Diana…mmmmm…I would have done it for free…lol…I couldn’t stop thinking all day  how funny it is that a lot of my jobs have me making out with my friends, and I think nothing of it…all in a days work. :)…

Damn…it’s so hard being “Christina Carter”..lol..

Well….not really…but I still need an assistant.

I really should get to that interview for Leg Show Magazine, and then pick out the pictures for this coming weekends update.

I hope everyone had a great weekend…. I love you!!!!!

love,

Christina

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