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First off, let me make one thing perfectly clear. I love porn. Love it. Love love love it. Adore it. There is nothing more beautiful in the world than watching a gorgeous woman having sex, whether it is with a man, a woman, 2 men, 2 women, 2 women and a man, 2 men and 2 woman, or 6 guys and a midget. I love it all. I am a big fan of BSMD kinky stuff, as well as romantic loving porn, or just some good old fucking. Porn is fantastic. Yea porn! My woman and I watch porn together. She is into women too, and we compare which women we would want to do. If you think porn is hot when you watch it alone, try watching it with a real life woman. I know thousands of guys either don’t have a real life woman or have to hide their porn from their real life woman, but I highly recommend finding a real life woman that will watch porn with you. It seriously beats jerking your meat alone in the dark. Trust me. Like any other guy who watches porn, I fantasize about having sex with the beautiful ladies on the screen. Porn lets you see what the prettiest women on the planet look like nekkid, and I take full advantage of that. When it comes to fantasies, I have had some real humdingers. But there is not a single moment that I ever believe that I could be having actual sex with any of these beautiful porn actress women. No matter how great my fantasy might be, it will remain a fantasy. To summarize, here is why I could never make it as a porn actor. REASON #1: To quote a line from The Water Boy, “I am not a handsome man!”. Unfortunately, I was not blessed with a face that anyone wants to look at, and my naked body would scare most porn actresses into celibacy. Notice that all of the porn guys are good looking dudes? I’ve never seen a porn movie with a real life Best Buy computer salesman porking some young hottie. (I don’t work at Best Buy, by the way). REASON #2: The second reason is my pecker. You can tell how big a guy’s Johnson is by how he refers to it. If he called it his “penis”, you better break out the magnifying glass. “Dick” is regular sized – not impressive, but at least it is not a “penis”. If a guy calls his member a “cock”, then he is packing some meat. These are the guys who are hung like a horse. I’ve always wanted a “cock”, but I was stuck with the lower end of the “dick” scale. My little buddy is a full 6 inches, sometimes 6 ¼ when watching a Christina Carter video. But I am woefully short of having a “cock”. And no guy in porn has a 6 inch dick. Have you seen these guys lately? Most guys in porn don’t have “cocks”, they have Hillshire Farms Summer Sausages! Those frigging cocks are HUGE! Jesus Christ! I’ve never had a vagina, but I can imagine taking a Volkswagon up mine if I did. When these guys get hard, I don’t understand why they don’t pass out. There can’t be any blood left in their veins. Me and my little buddy could never make it in the porn world. And they don’t make push up bras for little dicks to look better. REASON #3: Let’s just call it “staying power”. It blows me away that porn scenes last anywhere from 15 to 30 minutes of fucking and sucking. In my world, anything past 4 minutes of uninterrupted touching of my dick qualifies as a marathon. How the hell do these guys last that long? In the same amount of time that the average male porn star has sex, I can have sex, pay the bills, mow the front lawn, and make it back for the cum shot. Holy cow! If I could last that long in the sack, my little dick might be so much of an issue. I could never make 1 long porn movie – I’d have to make lots and lots of short porn movies instead. REASON 4: The 4th reason I could not make it in porn is the grooming required to be a porn star. Don’t get me wrong, I shower as much as the next guy, and I pride myself on lack of body odor. But it you watch a lot of porn, you realize that the guys don’t have any pubic hair. Their crotch is as bare Bruce Willis’s head. Not a single pube to be found anywhere. Which brings me to my point – there is no way in hell that I am shaving my testies. Never. Nada. No way. Not gonna do it. Listen, I have a beard because I hate to shave my face, and my face is WAY less sensitive than my ball sack. The thought of taking a cold razor to my twigs and berries gives me the shivers. If I were to cut myself down there, I would panic and call 911, and then some ugly paramedic named Reg would come and tape up my balls. And as exciting as that might be for Reg, it just ain’t happening. So to summarize, I could never make it in the world of porn. And my limitations make me admire those who are in the industry even more. It takes a huge amount of courage, strength, patience, and self assuredness to fuck on camera so people like me can fantasize about joining in. But let’s keep the fantasies in Fantasyland, and real sex in the real world. Well, at least until some mad scientist invents “Grow Ray” that will transform my dick into a summer sausage. |
keeps getting better…..
March 25, 2010 on 9:30 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 CommentHello Lovers!!!
I just returned home from Florida, it was cold…… but only outside..lol..because where ever and what ever I got into..was freaking HOT!
First, I was hypnotized by hypnolust, that was an adventure..let me tell you… four hours of cumming through hypnosis..leads to exhaustion :)…but it was so much fun (not complaining at all…lol..no, not me).
Then I shot for the bondage channel..not only was I tortured with feathers, but I returned the favor to Kobe Lee.
Did I ever torture the shit out of her…lmfao…you think my friends would know something is up when I say I want to be tortured first ; )…
Yes, it is only to be sure I do worse to them..and they can’t get me back for it…hahahahaha!!!! Sometime I wonder about myself….I am soooooo the angel…and at the drop of a dime (or nipple clamp).. I turn into the devil ; ).. a naughty… horny…. devil…. delicious…yes?
….speaking of horny…that’s the night my sexcapade started…WTF???!!! Why didn’t anybody tell me in my 20’s that sex would be this mind blowing in my 30’s?? Ok, maybe someone had mentioned it (mom..lol)….and I just didn’t think it could be possible.
At this point, I’m thinking I should have just skipped it in my 20’s..it just seems like wasted time…lol…no, I can’t really say that… I guess I wouldn’t know just how good I have it if I didn’t get some then.
I swear if there would have been a camera…we could have illustrated a karma sutra book..lol…
Should of had the video camera on….I’m sure you would have enjoyed seeing me have a tens unit on my clit and my ass…it was hot!
…….yet a tad bit shocking when I tried to pull a pad off when the unit was still on….lmfao…NEVER EVER do that..lol..you will be zapped….not in a good way..lol… :)…
Another heads up…
Don’t try to have sex while doing this…if another person makes contact with them…they get shocked..lol..
Getting back to the work week….:)….(focus Christina..lol..)
I wrestled with Diana Knight for Dr. Chin..which was fun, and full of laughs….had a hard time keeping a straight face :)…I’ve just been a little giggle bot these days..lol
Saturday I drove to Melbourne and shot a couple pantyhose sets and then played a cop in a little video for MSP bound…. two sweet girls to molest..Kobe and Natalie (a new young hot piece of yummy 21..lol)..Hot stuff ; )….metal and cages..love it!!
Made my way back to Tampa on Sunday…..
…. with the help of a silver bullet vibe..lol….oh…yes.. I ..did..!!!! Too bad it was raining so bad, could have been entertainment for truckers..lol
So yes, my week rocked!!!!!
Before I forget…
I wanted to mention that… yes…you are getting older content that hadn’t been released yet in updates ..Just sayin’…if I look a tad thick (and I know some of you like that anyway)..it’s because it was well over a year ago that I shot it..lol… I am still thin :)… and I am staying that way!!! LOL..
OK….since it is 13 days before my birthday…I am going to start celebrating today….lol..I think everyone should do that..why should it be one day? Screw that….I’m starting now :)
I love you!!!!!!
Love,
Christina
PS… Don’t forget.. the day before my birthday..April 4th is live chat day..1 pm and 6 pm Eastern Standard time :)…see you there…and bring your sense of humor please… lol
YEA!! People like me..lol
March 16, 2010 on 1:17 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 CommentWhats up!!??
I had to share this blog with you…
I love seeing my name mentioned in other blogs….awww…it’s so sweet!!
Why I could never make it in porn
Let’s Talk…
March 13, 2010 on 2:58 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 CommentHey Lovers…..
Lets talk “Chat”….
I want to keep our chats on sundays, that seems to be a good day for everyone… twice, the first one being at 1pm and the second at 6pm…that’s east-coast time.
Since I am traveling and want give you enough notice…my next one will be Sunday, April 4th. Yes, I know that is Easter…but I’m hoping you can fit me in…lol…I’ll be the white chocolate bunny in your basket ; )
Besides, It’s the day before my birthday, and it would be so nice to chat with everyone. You can give me cyber spankings and we can eat birthday cake together…lol..
Speaking of……..HHHMMMM…what am I going to go for my birthday???
What kind of trouble can I get into?? That is, without getting arrested..
I was going to spend it in California…..bring it in with my fetish family :)…but that always leaves me with a two day hangover :(….I only want a one day hangover…nah, half day…lol..
My Ohio friends are even worse… I know, you think it would be the other way around..lol..but that’s all that Ohioans really do…actually…they Drink, Fuck , and Fight…yep…that pretty much covers it.
Still worse are my Florida Friends…If I go out when I am there we normally don’t walk out of a club till well after 8AM…damn them for having no windows or clocks in there clubs!! That kind of night really messes you up (haven’t done that in at least 4 years).. I’m telling you…It’s a traumatic experience…lol…walking into a club when Its dark and then having to drive home with sunglasses on….OUCH.. :)
Fuck it… I’m up for anything!!! Bring it on bitches!!!
Oh yeah, speaking of bitches……
I went out with my girl Katy the other night, and what I thought was going to be a nice calm …drama free night…ended up being a watch your back kind of night. Evidently Katy’s’ friend that we stopped by to say hi to has a 25 year old psychotic ex-girlfriend.
Who just happened to be drunk off her ass (always fun)…sooo.she decided she was going to kick our asses…hehehe..
UUMMMM…not sure if it occurred to her that there was two of us and one of her…and we weren’t drunk, ok at least I wasn’t…Katy made her way around that corner fast :)…
As this chic starts screaming “we got some hoes in her tonight”
Katy is yelling/singing…”oh yeah!! we’re here..whatcha going to do about it”…lol..leave it to her to pour the fuel…
Chic started getting even more pissed off…
…that’s when I started to get a little worried..she was even telling us that she was going to wait and follow us out to the parking lot.
But… she kept doing shot after shot..and before I knew it…was walking towards me…I was ready for a drunk bitch fight… instead, this silly started leaning to the left..did the drunk two step…and fell on her ass..lol….I couldn’t help but laugh at her..funny though, I was asking her if she was all right as I was laughing..lol.. I’m too nice :)
Needless to say, she only fought herself that night…and most likely spent the next day with her head in the toilet….lmfao!!
I have to get to get to bed…I hoping for a wet dream…wish me luck.
I love you!!!!
Christina
Photog -vs-model….
March 10, 2010 on 3:15 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 CommentHello my tasty lovers!!
I know I have been making you wait fo this, not because I wanted to…but because I am working my little booty off for you…
So… my view on the Photog-vs-model… almost like..which one came first..the chicken or the egg??
Who needs who more??
Seeing that I am in front of the camera, I am sure you are waiting for me to say the the photographer needs the model….NO WAY.
I have seen many photographers make women that may rate a 2 in your book…look like a 20…lol..I have also had photogs that had no idea what they were doing bring out every flaw I have…lol..
Yes, I have flaws..lmfao…. don’t tell anyone..lol..
So what I am saying is.. If it wasn’t for the photographers……yeah..thats right…they’re the ones that MAKE the models…..make us beautiful godesses…lol..ok..I admit it..lol..not that I don’t think I am beautiful…they just bring out the best in me…
Although…we do work our butts off ….I am sure they rather have a 10 instead of a 2 in front of there camera……so with that…
Dear photographers…
Please, treat your girls right…don’t take us for granted….
Girls like me…don’t take you for granted :).. and I NEED YOU :)
This weekend… had a great time shooting with Ivan Boulder, Elane Hershy, Serene Isley..sweet david….and his hot chic :)…..
You’ll see lots of vids coming up that I did excusively for you :)……
My fav comments and jokes from the weekend:
What is the difference between a slut and a bitch?
A slut is fucking everyone….
a bitch is fucking everyone but YOU!!!! LMFAO
and…..
“The only fight I ever lost was a fair fight” ….lol….
I have so much more to say…but… I have to get some sleep…..I will leave you with this….
A post from Facebook:
Christina Carter (Christina Carter)
Now here is a cause I could really get into!!! Stolen from @Darnell Mayfield : Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except a punch in the face, but we **CAN** raise awareness
Goodnight!!!!!
love,
Christina
Ps… if I owe you an email back or password…hold on…lol… I’m coming..lol…
still seaching for an assistant :)
Holy California!!!
March 1, 2010 on 1:31 am | In Christina's Journal | 1 CommentOH MY!!!
I am exhausted.
I love California, but it is hard being “ON” all the time :)…
I get up, get pretty, shoot…run home, get pretty again…and entertain or party with friends (which can be exhausting too.. ; o..only because we have a little too much fun).
Lets see.. I started off the week shooting for Diana Knight,I am playing an FBI agent, on www.sanguin-X.com…if you like vampires, or just seeing me get bitten and stripped of my clothing…you will want to visit that site very soon…can’t wait to do more of that :)….
Next was a day full of Jewell Marceau rubbing her feet in my crotch…making me cum over and over…It was so hot I had to run in my room after she left and get myself off again….I can’t help it… I am such a perv ; )..but …you already know this…
Then, two O-Girl fantasy filled days with Jim weathers…
first one… more filming for the new O-Girl Movie..Loads of fun, but not as much fun as I had the next day…
Jim and I shot a feisty Hot and Naughty O-Girl (not for the movie..for www.bondagecafe.com)… a scene that is more “lifestyle” than ever…I came harder then I had ever came on film before…..Yes, REALLY….and we all know how much I cum on film…lol… So glad that it was late and everyone else that rents space near the studio was gone for the day… someone would have been calling the cops if they heard me. YES…it was that loud and that good. Although I did call Jim a mother fucker a few times..lol..oops…he spanks hard :).
Friday.. I wrestled three matches for DT wrestling. The third being with Cheyenne jewel, who could rip me to pieces If she really wanted to. I had to ask her to tone it down a bit for me ….I put up a good fight, and I am very strong…but this chic, as much as I love her, could freaking kill me…she rocks!!! I even invited her out to dinner with us that night…there were supposed to be 15 of us…but Dia Zerva didn’t come in to LA that night like planned and Anastasia and Lorenzo couldn’t make it either. SO…sadly it was our small group of …hhmmmm..12 or 13…lol…yeah…we travel in large groups. We had an amazing Italian dinner and I ended the night drunk off my ass in the jacuzzi doing things I never dreamed I would do……to Diana.
For some reason I kept apologizing to her as I molested her…aaawwww…what a nice girl I am…lol… telling her that I am so sorry that I can’t keep my hands off her…LMFAO!!!
Luckily I wasn’t that hungover…and made it to my shoot yesterday :)… For paragon…me and JJ Plush….. knocked her out, felt her up, and sucked on her breasts all day…Damn, I love my job.
So here we are… It is Sunday, my last day in LA……
I shot for JM Rolen….this time I was paid to molest Diana…mmmmm…I would have done it for free…lol…I couldn’t stop thinking all day how funny it is that a lot of my jobs have me making out with my friends, and I think nothing of it…all in a days work. :)…
Damn…it’s so hard being “Christina Carter”..lol..
Well….not really…but I still need an assistant.
I really should get to that interview for Leg Show Magazine, and then pick out the pictures for this coming weekends update.
I hope everyone had a great weekend…. I love you!!!!!
love,
Christina
Online interview…..
February 17, 2010 on 2:17 pm | In Christina's Journal | 1 CommentHi!!
I hope everyone is having a great evening.
Me, I am at the airport once again :)…I just thought I would share my online interview with you along with a link to their site…
CHRISTINA BOUND INTERVIEW
Where are you from?
Originally…Ohio. Although, I feel I live…Everywhere. Straight out of a suit case…lol
How old are you?
33, and getting better with age!!
What is your nationality?
German/Pennsylvania Dutch/Irish/Indian
What kind of music do you like?
I love all music..ok….with the exception of polka and religious music :)
What kind of movies do you like?
Love a good comedy… I love to laugh.
Describe a typical day for Christina?
I have two typical kinds of days..
1) get up, get pretty, shoot all day,have a great dinner and a extra dirty martini..
2) get up, run errands, tan, workout, return emails, book shoots and do anything else that needs done.
What are some things your fans do not know about you?
My best friend is a man, I am great with guns :) and If you would have asked me what I was going to be when I was younger… I would have said “a wife and mother”.
How was it growing up in Ohio?
It was wonderful, very wholesome and pure..there was a lot going on back then, the economy was good..people were loving life, and I actually lived right beside my grandparents and cousins..so it was a lot of fun. I spent a lot of time boating at the lake, and summer nights in my backyard with a bonfire roasting marshmellows, and days playing every sport and game know to man.
How would you describe yourself and your personality?
I am a very open, loving, understanding person… not to mention my kick ass sense of humor!! I know what I want…and I work my butt off to get it.
How would you describe your sexuality?
HA HA HA…that’s funny,
lets just say I have been told I have an insatiable appetite for sex… I always want more.. I crave passion.. I look for that… “crazy,I can’t get enough” feeling in others…
That song “Man eater”…it was written about me…lol
What attracted you to the fetish model lifestyle?
The wonderful people….ok, and maybe I’m a little bit of an attention whore ;)
What attracted you to bondage?
I love to give up my power, and that is the only way I can do it, believe it or not.
What are some of your fetishes?
Spanking, latex(because I love how it shows the great curves of a body), beautiful 6 inch heels, and definitely hemp rope..yes.. I love the way it smells and how it feels.
What turns you on?
A man that can dominate me, that makes me want to give myself to him.
When did you first realize that you are kinky?
When I started stripping in front of my bedroom windows at night with my lights on…wanting to be seen (I was 16).
What is the kinkiest thing you have done so far?
This is a hard one..because I get pretty kinky. I have a thing with letting my girlfriends suck my mans cock…most of the time it goes further…I like to make her do it!!! ooooo….suck that cock!!
What is your ultimate sexual fantasy?
I have done so many crazy things… maybe having a passionate, loving relationship that includes being tied up and fucked really good :)
Do you have any interesting stories from your early days as a strip club owner? (Where are these clubs located? What kind of crowd did your clubs attract?…etc
Oh god, what could be interesting about a strip club?? The drunk crazy patrons? The drunk/drug using/sucking dick in the parking lot strippers?? Your friends all thinking they should be drinking for free?? The cops sending in undercover to try to bust you for ANYTHING? Can you tell I don’t miss it?? There were some good times, and a lot of money…back then the clubs were always packed.
My lawyer says I should write a book someday…lol The stories would take up a few pages…so i am not getting into them now, sorry. The first one is now a biker bar. The second is still open under a different owner.The third, also still open with a different owner… and they are all in North East Ohio. I am so glad I am no longer in that business, it was not as fun as you would think… My life now….blows that away!!!!!
What do you consider to be common misconceptions about fetish models? What is your response to these common misconceptions?
That we are all single and do not date. I had a fan send me an email saying he would never look at another thing I did because he had found out I was dating someone. Why wouldn’t I date??? What? Should I be a nun when I am off camera????
What advice do you have for any male or female that is interested in being fetish/bondage models?
You must love it… if you are just doing it for money you will be very unhappy.
Any specific sites or movies your fans should be looking out for?
WOW… there are so many sites my fans will find me on… I don’t even know where to begin, but I will tell you that we are filming the second “O-GIRL” movie…which will be available at www.bondagecafe.com … I don’t exactly know when it will be done….but we are working on it.
Do you have anything sites, movies, people or anything else to promote?
Nothing like being put on the spot..lol…if you email me and tell me what you like, I will tell you which site to find me doing that on :) christinacarter01@hotmail.com ….there are really so many wonderful sites and people shooting out there that the list would go on forever. I would love to promote them all.
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to see this posted and other interviews… go to
Time to get on the plane….
I love you,
Christina
Happy after Valentine’s day.. ;)
February 16, 2010 on 12:09 am | In Christina's Journal | 2 CommentsHello!!!
I do hope that everyone had a great weekend…and a very happy valentines.
I know I joke around a lot about some “lovey” holidays, so you know, I do enjoy them too…and I am very spoiled as you might imagine…. I just have a crazy sense of humor :)…that’s all… I am a happy girl..don’t you worry.
And yes…SiZE does matter…lol..(for the guy that commented on it)…it has to at least be AVERAGE.. I mean come on… I do think that all men know this, they just like to lie to themselves…..just like women with small breasts….they really wish they were bigger, no matter what they say…. they lie about their size to…….
If a women is a A…she says she is a B…
If she is a B…she says she is a C…..
Most women will say they are happy with their breast size…but will jump at the chance for a boob job…lol…I should know……..why?
Because I did it…and so did so many of my girlfriends.
Back to the Penis… I think if any man had the chance…he would get a dick job…lol…except those who are already HUGE…lol…
What size do I like?
A little above average…not huge. Because I have a small pussy :)… I love a man that can” hit bottom” :)….mmmmmmm….
#1 reason I break off relationships:
It always happens that a year into the relationship my “boyfriend” says…”I want you to stop modeling…leave the business.”
My reply is always the same: You knew what I did when we started dating…and you didn’t mind..
THE REPLY: “Well I didn’t love you then”
WTF??!!!…..LOL…..
You understand now….right???
MY reply: NEXT!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!
Now that I got that out of my system…….lets move on ; )
Had a great weekend of shooting for the site… once again Michael King made me look like a million dollars…. and tormented the shit out of me :).
You may have to wait a few weeks for these updates though…because I am pretty sure the next update is a suspension I did the last trip I was in New York…that one is great too….and ouch… a little painful… but well worth it of course.
As per request, I did shoot in the teeny tiny bikini and did a mummification with breast torture(nude of course)…. I hope you LOVE it…because my breasts are killing me…wwwaaaa…
So, once again..the topic came up…
Who is more important? The Photographer….or The Model? And why?
I will give you my opinion on the next blog….
Things I found out the hard way (this weekend)…
1) Never open your eyelash glue with your teeth…lol…
yes i did… I got a mouth full of glue…YUCK!!!!
2) Never try to lift your legs and balance on your ass when you are tightly tied and cannot use your arms to break the fall….
yep…. I fell over and slammed my head against the brick wall…I was so close when I did it, that my ear was all the way to my shoulder..meaning I really have a true pain in the neck..lol… I am lucky I didn’t break it!!!
and #3) Never shake the milk carton after you open it…lmfao…oops..that was a hell of a mess.
Goodnight lovers!!
I love you..kisses
love,
Christina
“Track record my ass”…..
February 13, 2010 on 3:21 am | In Christina's Journal | 4 CommentsHey!!
The Chat tonight was so much fun!!! I was laughing so hard…… I was crying…lol
Next time, I will give everyone much more notice :)… of course you have to be a member…but hey…why not?? That is some hot shit in there.
YOU SHOULD BE A MEMBER!!!!
I was having dinner with a friend of mine a few weeks ago (also a fetish model)…and she happened to say to me…mid conversation…..
.”Well…you know Christina… you don’t have a good track record with men…everyone in the biz knows that.”
LOL…I was stunned for a second…….
My responce???
Yes…
That is because I don’t let men continue to treat me like shit….
Every woman I know that says this to me…..1) hates her man…. Or 2) has spent countless years trying to change her man…and then leaves..and now is alone…
how dare you I say that to me..lol…how dare you…
Forgive me “OH GREAT ONE” … for being good to myself..and my future… I do not settle…..EVER.
Funny example:
Today my text goes off… on the way to NY…
Happy valentine days:
with a picture of one of my ex…and his amazing 6 pack abs..all smiles at me….lol…….
But on the caller ID…..it says… “CARLOS DOUCHE BAG”…
That’s right, I give my Ex’s colorful names in my phone…..lol
sooooo… I text him back..thinking, well i…t has been about 6 years since we have dated…how much of a “douche bag” could he be now…
I send him a pic and an Happy valentines to you too….
GUESS WHAT I GET……?????
A huge pic with his big cock hanging out…and a “I still love you”…attached…
let me translate….
“Christina… I am still a HUGE douche bag”…lol
I am sorry… but how do you expect me to stay in relationships with men like this???? LOL… god, I hope he is not reading this… I don’t want to hurt his little feelings…and his big ass cock.
What else is going on…………………………….
well, I tried to teach my best friend a lesson that he is not going to follow….
…So your best friend friend from high school has broken up with his lover….he was married the whole time he was with her…now you think that girl (lover) is that right girl for you……
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?????
my advice…. run for your fucking life!!!!! Not only is she not the one for you… but she is going to ruin your friendship…..
Yeah………..
I can bet he’s not going to listen..lol… He keeps saying…”I felt a real connection with her”…
Guess what… she wants to make him jealous…you are her tool…sorry…. I am just here to tell you the truth.
It is amazing… How I can give my guy fiends the right advice…. i wish I had guy friends long ago to point me in the right direction….lol
I had 4 ex’s this week call and tell me what dick heads they were…and how great I am…all…hated what I do for a living….and who “I am”…sorry suckers… “I am” who “I am.”
Love me……………..
or let everyone else love me……….. ;)
AM I RIGHT?????
If you are lucky… you will fine that “ONE”….
Don’t Settle…why should you?
I won’t.
I love you….
Christina
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY :)!!!
Will you be mine??
February 11, 2010 on 11:42 pm | In Christina's Journal | No CommentsHello lovers!!!
Happy Valentines day weekend :)!!
What will I be doing? Making really hot video’s and pictures for you of course…what else do you think I would be doing?
Chatting with you?
Yes!!! Great Idea!! Lets do that… I was thinking 9pm tomorrow (friday) Eastern time…and then one saturday morning as well…for my Europeans :), if all goes well… I will do chats at least once a week.
I will of course announce it on here as well as my twitter, which of course you can follow, if you are not already…it is on the front of the site :)
Of course I can only stay on for an hour… maybe hour and a half…since I will be in New York and must get a lot of exclusive content done…content that you asked for ; )… feel free to email me and remind me or put in your two cents…I want to know what is making you hard these days…what do you want to see me do? What do you want to be done to me?
I really would love to do something with Rachel Paine this weekend…mmmmm…she could be my valentine..that’s one hot little piece of ass I would take in a heartbeat…or let her take me…lol…either way… I’m in.
Here is the Valentine’s day text I have been sending:
No woman will ever be truely satisfied on Valentine’s Day
because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money
that ejaculates diamonds!!!!
LOL… you like that one? I thought it was pretty funny….
In my case though…its dark choclate, wrapped in hundred dollar bills, ejaculating 2ckt diamonds … ; )..
……………………… A girl can dream………….lmfao
So thats my agenda for the weekend…. shooting..shooting …shooting…and cumming…cumming..cumming….oh damn…there’s that “DIRTY GIRL” coming out of me again….oh yeah… I love when that happens!! Do I want spanked this weekend? Bondage of course….hhhmmm…maybe some balloons….self bondage? Vibrators are a must and a given….flogging? Caning? Breast and Nipple torture? Panyhose?? Oh… so much I can do…YUM…
Have I told you before that I love my job? …lol…I am sure I have..
Time to pack and go to bed… I am a little stuffy, trying to fix that problem before I start shooting Saturday, unless there is a stuffy nose fetish that I haven’t been told about…:)…yeah… I wouldn’t doubt that it exists..lol…..my little fetish freaks… I love you, and I love being one of you..
Goodnight!!!
Love,
Christina
Super bowl???
February 8, 2010 on 1:30 am | In Christina's Journal | 2 CommentsHey!!! How was the super bowl??? I wouldn’t know… I watched a whole two minutes before going to watch couples retreat…which is a funny, but could have been funnier movie.
Which brings me to my favorite word for this week:
ASSTASTIC…..that would be me…lol..asstastic :)
It was actually used it that movie….but I love that word…
What did I do this week, hmmmm… i promoted for cigarvixens.com , which means I looked hot…and smoked cigars that evidently are aphrodisiacs…
Are they really???
Yes, although I didn’t really let it be know to the three men that where with me…lol.. it may have had something to do with the two martini I also consumed though…they are definitely an aphrodisiac for me…..mmmmmm… I love them…extra dirty…with grey goose….which could be dangerous for others… I want to stay on the phone all night and have phone sex…lol
Any takers???? ; )
OK, I can’t stay on much longer tonight… I have to be a good girl and get my butt in the car by 6:30AM so I get to the Cleveland Clinic on time for my tests… To show them how good I really am doing :)…what do you think? Do I look good? I mean healthy…I know were your minds are going…and I like it ; )…yummy.
Where is this weekends update?
Well, when I was texting with Rachel yesterday she said she was working on it…. she is not feeling well right now…don’t work… it will be worth the wait… I promise.
I drive to see here and Michael this coming weekend, have to make some naughty new pics and vids for you…email me… let me know what you want to see..
You know what I want to do?… I wanna cum…over and over and over… but hey, thats just me….DIRTY GIRL.
dumbest think I did this week…
I am only telling you this because I got so much enjoyment laughing at myself..
Got my head stuck between my dresser and wall, trying to clean up a picture frame that fell and broke behind it…lmfao….it took me a minute…but I got myself free :)…
Goodnight loves,
Christina
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