Happy after Valentine’s day.. ;)

Hello!!!

I do hope that everyone had a great weekend…and a very happy valentines.

I know I joke around a lot about some “lovey” holidays, so you know, I do enjoy them too…and I am very spoiled as you might imagine…. I just have a crazy sense of humor :)…that’s all… I am a happy girl..don’t you worry.

And yes…SiZE does matter…lol..(for the guy that commented on it)…it has to at least be AVERAGE.. I mean come on… I do think that all men know this, they just like to lie to themselves…..just like women with small breasts….they really wish they were bigger, no matter what they say…. they lie about their size to…….

If a women is a A…she says she is a B…

If she is a B…she says she is a C…..

Most  women will say they are happy with their breast size…but will jump at the chance for a boob job…lol…I  should know……..why?

Because I did it…and so did so many of my girlfriends.

Back to the Penis… I think if any man had the chance…he would get a dick job…lol…except those who are already HUGE…lol…

What size do I like?

A little above average…not huge.  Because I have a small pussy :)… I love a man that can” hit bottom” :)….mmmmmmm….

#1 reason I break off relationships:

It always happens that a year into the relationship my “boyfriend” says…”I want you to stop modeling…leave the business.”

My reply is always the same: You knew what I did when we started dating…and you didn’t mind..

THE REPLY: “Well I didn’t love you then”

WTF??!!!…..LOL…..

You understand now….right???

MY reply:  NEXT!!!!!     LMFAO!!!!!

Now that I got that out of my system…….lets move on ; )

Had a great weekend of shooting for the site… once again Michael King made me look like a million dollars…. and tormented the shit out of me :).

You may have to wait a few weeks for these updates though…because I am pretty sure the next update is a suspension I did the last trip I was in New York…that one is great too….and ouch… a little painful… but well worth it of course.

As per request, I did shoot in the teeny tiny bikini and did a mummification with breast torture(nude of course)…. I hope you LOVE it…because my breasts are killing me…wwwaaaa…

So, once again..the topic came up…

Who is more important? The Photographer….or The Model?  And why?

I will give you my opinion on the next blog….

Things I found out the hard way (this weekend)…

1) Never open your eyelash glue with your teeth…lol…

yes i did… I got a mouth full of glue…YUCK!!!!

2) Never try to lift your legs and balance on your ass when you are tightly tied and cannot use your arms to break the fall….

yep…. I fell over and slammed my head against the brick wall…I was so close  when I did it, that my ear was all the way to my shoulder..meaning I really have a true pain in the neck..lol… I am lucky I didn’t break it!!!

and #3) Never shake the milk carton after you open it…lmfao…oops..that was a hell of a mess.

Goodnight lovers!!

I love you..kisses

love,

Christina

“Track record my ass”…..

Hey!!

The Chat tonight was so much fun!!!  I was laughing so hard…… I was crying…lol

Next time, I will give everyone much more notice :)… of course you have to be a member…but hey…why not?? That is some hot shit in there.

YOU SHOULD BE A MEMBER!!!!

I was having dinner with a friend of mine a few weeks ago (also a fetish model)…and she happened to say to me…mid conversation…..

.”Well…you know Christina… you don’t have a good track record with men…everyone in the biz knows that.”

LOL…I was stunned for a second…….

My responce???

Yes…

That is because I don’t let men continue to treat me like shit….

Every woman I know that says this to me…..1) hates her man…. Or 2) has spent countless years trying to change her man…and then leaves..and now is alone…

how dare you I say that to me..lol…how dare you…

Forgive me “OH GREAT ONE” … for being good to myself..and my future… I do not settle…..EVER.

Funny example:

Today my text goes off… on the way to NY…

Happy valentine days:

with a picture of one of my ex…and his amazing  6 pack abs..all smiles at me….lol…….

But on the caller ID…..it says… “CARLOS DOUCHE BAG”…

That’s right, I give my Ex’s colorful names in my phone…..lol

sooooo… I text him back..thinking, well i…t has been about 6 years since we have dated…how much of a “douche bag” could he be now…

I send him a pic and an Happy valentines to you too….

GUESS WHAT I GET……?????

A huge pic with his big cock hanging out…and a “I still love you”…attached…

let me translate….

“Christina… I am still a HUGE douche bag”…lol

I am sorry… but how do you expect me to stay in relationships with men like this???? LOL… god, I hope he is not reading this… I don’t want to hurt his little feelings…and his big ass cock.

What else is going on…………………………….

well, I tried to teach my best friend a lesson that he is not going to follow….

…So your best friend friend from high school has broken up with his lover….he was married the whole time he was with her…now you think that girl (lover) is that right girl for you……

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO?????

my advice…. run for your fucking life!!!!!   Not only is she not the one for you… but she is going to ruin your friendship…..

Yeah………..

I can bet he’s not going to listen..lol… He keeps saying…”I felt a real connection with her”…

Guess what… she wants to make him jealous…you are her tool…sorry…. I am just here to tell you the truth.

It is amazing… How I can give my guy fiends the right advice…. i wish I had guy friends long ago to point me in the right direction….lol

I had 4 ex’s this week call and tell me what dick heads they were…and how great I am…all…hated what I do for a living….and who “I am”…sorry suckers… “I am” who “I am.”

Love me……………..

or let everyone else love me……….. ;)

AM I RIGHT?????

If you are lucky… you will fine that “ONE”….

Don’t  Settle…why should you?

I won’t.

I love you….

Christina

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY :)!!!

Will you be mine??

Hello lovers!!!

Happy Valentines day weekend :)!!

What will I be doing? Making really hot video’s and pictures for you of course…what else do you think I would be doing?

Chatting with you?

Yes!!!  Great Idea!! Lets do that… I was thinking 9pm tomorrow (friday) Eastern time…and then one saturday morning as well…for my Europeans :), if all goes well… I will do chats at least once a week.

I will of course announce it on here as well as my twitter, which of course you can follow, if you are not already…it is on the front of the site :)

Of course I can only stay on for an hour… maybe hour and a half…since I will be in New York and must get a lot of exclusive content done…content that you asked for ; )… feel free to email me and remind me or put in your two cents…I want to know what is making you hard these days…what do you want to see me do? What do you want to be done to me?

I really would love to do something with Rachel Paine this weekend…mmmmm…she could be my valentine..that’s one hot little piece of ass I would take in a heartbeat…or let her take me…lol…either way… I’m in.

Here is the Valentine’s day text I have been sending:

No woman will ever be truely satisfied on Valentine’s Day

because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money

that ejaculates diamonds!!!!

LOL… you like that one? I thought it was pretty funny….

In my case though…its dark choclate, wrapped in hundred dollar bills, ejaculating 2ckt diamonds … ; )..

……………………… A girl can dream………….lmfao

So thats my agenda for the weekend…. shooting..shooting …shooting…and cumming…cumming..cumming….oh damn…there’s that “DIRTY GIRL” coming out of me again….oh yeah… I love when that happens!!  Do I want spanked this weekend?  Bondage of course….hhhmmm…maybe some balloons….self bondage?  Vibrators are a must and a given….flogging?  Caning? Breast and Nipple torture? Panyhose??  Oh… so much I can do…YUM…

Have I told you before that I love my job?            …lol…I am sure I have..

Time to pack and go to bed… I am a little stuffy, trying to fix that problem before I start shooting Saturday, unless there is a stuffy nose fetish that I haven’t been told about…:)…yeah… I wouldn’t doubt that it exists..lol…..my little fetish freaks… I love you, and I love being one of you..

Goodnight!!!

Love,

Christina

Super bowl???

Hey!!!   How was the super bowl???  I wouldn’t know… I watched a whole two minutes before going to watch couples retreat…which is a funny, but could have been funnier movie.

Which brings me to my favorite word for this week:

ASSTASTIC…..that would be me…lol..asstastic :)

It was actually used it that movie….but I love that word…

What did I do this week, hmmmm… i promoted for cigarvixens.com , which means I looked hot…and smoked cigars that evidently are aphrodisiacs…

Are they really???

Yes, although I didn’t really let it be know to the three men that where with me…lol.. it may have had something to do with the two martini I also consumed though…they are definitely an aphrodisiac for me…..mmmmmm… I love them…extra dirty…with grey goose….which could be dangerous for others… I want to stay on the phone all night and have phone sex…lol

Any takers???? ; )

OK, I can’t stay on much longer tonight… I have to be a good girl and get my butt in the car by 6:30AM so I get to the Cleveland Clinic on time for my tests… To show them how good I really am doing :)…what do you think? Do I look good? I mean healthy…I know were your minds are going…and I like it ; )…yummy.

Where is this weekends update?

Well, when I was texting with Rachel yesterday she said she was working on it…. she is not feeling well right now…don’t work… it will be worth the wait… I promise.

I drive to see here and Michael this coming weekend, have to make some naughty new pics and vids for you…email me… let me know what you want to see..

You know what I want to do?… I wanna cum…over and over and over… but hey, thats just me….DIRTY GIRL.

dumbest think I did this week…

I am only telling you this because I got so much enjoyment laughing at myself..

Got my head stuck between my dresser and wall, trying to clean up a picture frame that fell and broke behind it…lmfao….it took me a minute…but I got myself free :)…

Goodnight loves,

Christina

Italy…seduced me

Hey lovers…

I am back, or have been back for two days…but needed to get some rest after all that traveling.

SO… Italy…

I shot with Jack from www.boundtown.com, which is currently closed…but he is filming lots of new hot bdsm clips and vids to open with again very soon…which of course now include clips of me :)…that I think you might love..

Let me drop a few hints for you…my ass is still bruised…and it is not because he is rough..it’s because I was asking for it, begging for more….

I just could not get enough..Getting my pussy spanked and being whipped with rope…nipples pinched sooo hard…oooohhh god…and my tits slapped…unbelievable…it was so good..

I even let him put a blindfold on me…and for those of you that know me very well….you know that is a big “no no” with me..lol…not this time.. I LOVED IT!!

Usually if a blindfold is placed on me I get really quiet and don’t move….it takes a lot of trust in someone to let them do that..

Even my fave……Jim Weathers can’t and won’t do that to me…

But not last week..it was like a giant week of bondage games…and I loved every minute of it…even when the camera was off…I didn’t want to stop…..I just kept begging for more… how unprofessional of me..lol!!! Although, I am sure Jack didn’t mind… he may have thought  for a second that I should have been paying him… instead of him paying me…lol…because that sure went through my mind once or twice..lol..

My new nickname:

“Little toy with a big ass”

aawww…that’s so sweet isn’t it..>>LMFAO!!!

Italy…mmmmm…at first I was a little scared, because things are so much calmer and simple over there..

I am such a spoiled american that I thought I may not be able to handle it, but I more than handled it… I seemed to fall in love with it…seduced in more than one way…

No one is in a hurry, no one running around with there laptops and always on cell phones like here…people were talking to eachother when at lunch and dinner…here again..people are always texting and talking on phones instead of talking to who they are with…they enjoy eachother….mmmm… I miss that.

I might have to learn some Italian… I am planning another trip this spring :)

But for now… back to american living…

I hit the gym and tanning today…but I am taking off the work scene till friday…then I promote for cigarvixens at a stip club in Erie,PA…where I will be hanging dring and smokin a cigar I guess..lol…ok…maybe not smokin the cigar…but I will have it in my mouth ; ).

And I get to play with strippers all night…FUN!!!!

Some of my fav music this week….

“Love Game”…Lady GAGA

why…..for the two great lines…

“got my ass squeezed by sexy cupid .. I guess he wants to play a love game..a love game”

and of course…” I wanna take a ride on your disco stick”

and from “Bad Romance”- Lady GAGA…..

“I’m a freak bitch baby”…or is she saying…”cause I’m a free bitch baby”..lol..

if it was my way… it would definately be freak bitch…cause that is what I am baby!!!

Alright… It is 12:45AM… I have to be up at 6AM… time for some Advil PM :)

I Love you!!

love,

Christina

XXXOOO

Hot shoots and mistaken romance….

Happy Sunday!!!

Was everyone watching Football today??

Me?

No…not only have I dated a few pro football players (only one I still speak to..lol),  also had an ex demand  that I MUST like the team he liked, I was forced to watch everytime I was with him…yuck…what a way to make someone hate a sport..lol.

I haven’t watched a football game in years..but…

I still love Brett Farve…some day he will be one of my ex-husbands…lol.

So, I flew to Ohio from California last night and only have two nights until I fly to Italy to shoot bdsm/ bondage (I will put the name of the site up on twitter, because truthfully..I forget the name at the moment..lol).

I did want to tell you about my last two days in Cali though… Thursday I did three shoots..seriously, I am hard working chic :).

In the morning…. my first shoot being a four girl titty fight, for DT Wrestling.

It was me, Diana Knight, Akira Lane, and Paris Kennedy…it was tittylicious!!! These three girls are some of my closest friends, so you could imagine all the shinanigans that was going on during this shoot…lol…I was getting a little bit rough with Diana…and at one point she had to stop me and tell me to stop twisting her nipples so hard…lol…ooops!!! What can I say, I love my work ; )

Then in the afternoon, I wrestled Hollywood ..we did a wonder woman -vs- evil wonder woman..

It was HOT…and very intense..we were very hard on eachother..lol… lots of crotch busting going on :).. I love her throwing me around, and I think I may have surprised her a bit when I was on all fours and she was on top of me…and I started to stand right up…with her still attached..lol…I am a bit strong.. I think she liked it :)

Lastly that evening, Randy Moore and I were all over eachother for hypnoticsworld and his other sites.  First we were shining star and the wunder star imposter…then…….

We came…and came …and came….lol… I love her new Boobs…yum!

Friday…..

we shot another scene for the new O-Girl movie…it was a great …everything went so smoothly.

Let me tell you…that rarely happens on an O-Girl shooting day. I love being O-Girl, but it is never an easy day. Friday was different…It was FUN again.  I don’t know why it was turning into a stressful thing for all of us…but now, thank you Jim and Julie and everyone else on the set, it was fun again.

AAAHHHH, that’s the way shooting this kind of stuff should be…you should love what you do…. and I …definately DO!!!!

And lastly for the night….

I have to tell you about the text I recieved….

I am sitting at the table eating dinner and I get a text, it says:

“Baby I still love you more thn anything in this world,and I just want you to know I’m still and will always be here for you. Miss you.”

I sat there for a second…looking at the number..no idea who it was. I even googled the area code, still no idea.. so I text back

“This is going to sound bad, but all my #’s where lost when I changed my phone. I don’t recognize the #…who is this?”

His reply…..

“Just a boy who loves a girl, and she used to love him a lot, a long time ago, and I think when he had to leave it broke her little heart, and he’s still sorry.”

My reply…

“Well that girl survived..lol..and I guess I forgave you for breaking my heart…u need to tell me or give me another hint.”

Because I still could not figure out who this could be…..

His reply….

“U srious, how many gave u a little neclace with an apple on it?”

My reply….

“No one…that I recall, u may have the wrong #…this is Christina.”

His reply…

” U sure, cause I was told this was Rosaria’s #”

AAAAWWW :(…..I felt really sad for him… ” mistaken Romance”.. I’m not his girl…

I told him that I have had the # for over 9 years…and I don’t even know anyone by that name…but I hope he finds her, he sounds like he is very in love with her still.

I love “LOVE”…I wish everyone could find there someone special, their other half…and be happy….

me…… I love everyone…lol….

Wish me luck everyone in Italy….. I don’t know if I will be able to get on my computer…but I will try.

Love,

Christina

ps… lets do a live chat when I get back in town. How about 4th for our first one?? sounds good to me. I may do one in the afternoon and one at night… I will post the times a day or two before.

Full moon???

Hey Babies!!!

I swear there had to be a full moon these past few days….although I couldn’t see it through all the rain clouds in LA….it must have been there…

Without knowing it would happen I seemed to cause a domino affect…down a line of models and shoots…damn, I do feel bad for anyone I affected….

but after being in a studio over 13 hours..shooting, waiting as others shot..and memorizing lines……

I broke down….

yes, I did it… I broke down…mentally burnt out.

For the first time in my life… I found myself on set in tears…

sometimes you just get so tired… you can’t go on anymore…. I am sure you know what I am talking about.

It happens to the best of us..we are all human.

Yet I was still so stressed the next day…that I had to cancel a shoot for the first time ever with hypnoticsworld. Which in turn led him to cancel other shoot wth other girls he had booked…and he cancellled another he had with me last night. My shoot with bondagecafe was cancelled due to Poor Emily’s eye infection (poor girl)…she looks kinda like a hot little devil right now…lol..

On a better note… I shoot a couple hot scenes for paragon with JJ plush. I must say, I let myself get deep in that role…lol…

I loved putting that rag over her mouth and watching her drift to sleep…eyes rollling back…mmmmm…yummm.

Letting my hands wander in her shirt and pull out and fondling her breast…hand slipping into her warm moist pussy…oh yeah!!! That was a great shoot…..lol… wish they were all like that…lol

and yesterday…ooohhh yeah…yesterday….

I shoot for Mukis kitchen…I had Kobe fill in for Emily (due to her poor little eyes)…and of course Kob didn’t let me down :)

She cooked my like a turkey…opening up all my orapheses…..before stuffing a thermometer in my ass and a large banana in my pussy… first oiling up my naked body…and then after stuffing my holes….she basted me with honey..mmm… and not to mention stuffing my mouth with an apple before cooking me :)…it was very, very hot…

I must admit..I did love the thermometer in my ass ; )…

hhhmmmmm… may there be some anal play in my near future????  I think there might. :)  LOL>>>>

If you follow my twitter, you know I was out with Diana Knight this evening….

I had a great time just chilling out and getting to know her so much better…we have only shoot together for the last hhmmm…5 years ….and finally.. an evening alone, together.

She is an amazing person… I love her.

Ok… I have to wrestle inthe AM….got to get some rest…

My favorite saying this week:

I would gobble his steak.

What I have learned this week:

People will always judge, even if they say they are not judgemental…

and they will assume…they will ALWAYS assume the worst.

..not me… I love everyone for who they are :)…

even if they are dick heads…lol!!!

I love you all!!!

Good Night loves…

love,

Christina

The quote….

I remember now…

My favorite quote this week:

You don’t stop playing cause you get old….

……..you get old cause you stop playing.

:)….

love,
Christina

Freezing in Ohio….

Geez… I hope you are somewhere warm reading this….

Since early last week the snow has been pouring down on the mid-west, and yes, I am freezing in Ohio.

I even went sled riding friday evening. OK, I really only went down the giagantic two tear hill twice…seeing that the first time I did I thought I broke my ass….lol..

I am not sure why it didn’t occur to me that once I hit the bottom of the first hill I wouldn’t be catupulted into the air (about 6 feet) and fall straight down to the next hill…lol…ouch…I really thought I broke my ass!!! I was on the ground for a good 5 minutes laughing and crying at the same time..

The next time I went down… I took my friends kid with me so I could look like I was just being sweet when I drug both feet on the ground all the way so we wouldn’t go that fast…lol

Why don’t I remember sled riding being so painful??

Maybe as children we just don’t care…or maybe it was that great big snow suit my mother used to put me in… the jeans I wore friday night just didn’t cut it.

The rest of my weekend…

A trip up to Lake Erie…

A ride on an airboat across the Frozen tundra…and to what in the summer is Party Island…Put-in-Bay…

Not so much in the winter time…lol.. but a friend of mine is renting a place there, so I was a good friend and went to check it out..

It was cold and white…that’s all I have to say…lol..the rental will be great this summer.

No….. the locals are very nice….would I stay three to four months out of the year? NO

Why? Because to me, it was like being in Alcatraz…trapped..and alone…lol..and you can’t get out unless someone gets you and trakes you across this huge cold body of water…that you can’t swim across (right now)…because it is so cold it  would only take five minutes until you die…. Nice.

Poo on that… I need some heat…

The guy that brought us back asked me if he would see me next weekend…

Nope, you will see me hen it is 80 degrees or higher :)…that was my answer…lol..

Quick FYI… if you are trying to get in touch with me…don’t email me right now at christinacarter01@hotmail.com…. I can’t even get in there.. I am locked out, my password doesn’t work…and neither does my security question to get around that…..damn hotmail !!!  Either call,text,twitter, or facebook…that is the way right now…until I get that figured out….what a nightmare!!

I had a favorite quote of this week…

but I forget how it goes… I will put it up when I remember..: )..something about palying till you get old..lol

I love you!!!

love,

Christina

HAPPY “LEGENDARY” NEW YEARS EVE PARTY!!!